[solved] cannot install the best update candidate for package gdal36-libs-3.6.4-5PGDG.rhel9.x86_64

WTF do I have to do to get this bug fixed?

There are a bunch of search results, in the end leading to this dead end, bureaucracy bullshit ticket:
pramsey says, “Please report build issues to the builder, as they won’t get fixed here.”

Typical bureaucratic bullshit.

Yes, crb is enabled.
Yes, epel is installed.

Why is this shit not getting fixed?

epel is installed, but not enabled by default. Unbelievable.